6:30 am Rise and shine.
6:31 am Be Nice and Don’t Eat Sugar!
6:45 am Coffee and Facebook.
6:47 am Oops. And cinnamon Pop-tart.
6:49 am I’ll be better the rest of the day.
7:30 am Head to gym.
7:32 am Honk at woman in car in front of me as she applies MASCARA in left turn lane at stoplight that turned GREEN 30 seconds ago.
7:33 am Fishtail through yellow-turning-orange light.
7:34 am I’ll be better the rest of the day.
7:40 am Set up shop on treadmill.
7:42 am Woman on treadmill next to me performs what appears to be hopped-up version of tai-chi.
7:43 am Flinch as her outstretched arm enters my airspace.
7:43 am Repeat.
7:43 am Repeat.
7:43 am Repeat.
7:45 am Hairy beast enters treadmill to my left. Why did he eat Fettucini Alfredo for breakfast?
7:46 am I’ll be better the rest of the day.
7:47 am Pick up the pace. Hope to dodge tai-chi lady and incoming garlic bombs.
7:48 am Pop-tart crash. Tennis shoes feel like anvils.
7:51 am Must. Stop. Watching. Clock.
7:53 am What in the world is that lady wearing?
7:54 am Tomorrow is another day.
Dee DeTarsio 