Oh, what a tangled web of weeds,
When we doth are a gaping hole of unmet needs.
-Every author, everywhere
The best part about being a writer is reading everyone else’s books. The worst part is talking about “craft” without adding macaroni-n-cheese.
In the losing game of please-buy-my-bookery, the plan is to get noticed. The problem is to do it without looking like a total eejit.
Since I blew my budget on a pair of Lululemon writing pants, I thought I’d make hand-crafted bookmarks. (I realize there are three major problems with that sentence. Nevertheless.) Hand-crafted is not a word to be used lightly, especially when one mixes in sand and hot glue gun.
Dammit. I’m pretty sure Marian Keyes and Jennifer Weiner don’t have to do this.