Dear George R. R.,
Please do not read any farther. (Note: I Grammar Girl Googled farther vs. further. Now both words are stuck in my head and neither sounds real.) If you do need to take a quick break from getting on your giddyup for The Winds of Winter (2015? Really?) you may want to check out what your fans are saying on Goodreads.
Give my best to Jon Snow! See you soon—Game of Thrones, Sunday, March 31st!